Do you know what stinks?? All the stupid people and their stupid significant other. Oh! I am SO over everyone I know back home getting married. Being single is not so bad when all your friends are single too. Being single is not awful when some of the early bloomers start to get married. But, being single totally sucks when your last best friend is engaged to be married in a month. And all you want is a freakin' date with a guy that doesn't repulse you! AHHHHHH! So what if another friend starts dating the guy you like, and so what if they are still going strong a year later. Oh it doesn't matter that she is one of those girls that is never without a hot guy who is madly in love with her. And it doesn't matter that she probably knew you liked him. Good for her, she has a guy that you probably never had a chance with anyway. You are probably just too darn fat and ugly for any normal guy to dig you, so get over it sweetheart.
I try to be positive and send out good energy to the universe...blah, blah, blah. But let's be honest here. Being single is just plain awful. It is the socially accepted way to make people feel like there is something wrong with them. "So your still single? What are YOU doing wrong?" What the heck is that? I'm educated, funny, normal looking, spiritual, generally a nice person, but I can't for the life of me find a date, let alone a boyfriend. I'm almost 25 and I've never been kissed. And I know why. I'm not some stupid blonde who is a size 0 and I have standards. I'm not overly picky, but I'm not going to throw myself at any male that moves. If I had spend less time becoming a smart, strong, independent woman, I could have found a man. Because heaven knows, the men can't do it themselves.
I feel like the early version of Lis Lemon on 30 Rock. I'm single and I'm bitter! Watch out!
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